Where chaos meets comfort — unapologetically real gear for loud, messy, type B moms who cuss, cry-laugh, and conquer motherhood their own damn way.

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My Monkeys, My Circus, F*ck Off Hoodie

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✨ Why You Need This in Your Cart (Like, Yesterday)

🖕 For the Moms Who Cuss a Little (or a Lot) - We’re not here for quiet whispers and Pinterest-perfect vibes. Our gear says what you're really thinking.

☁️ Cozy AF - Our hoodies and tees feel like a snuggle — minus the sticky toddler hands.

☕ Caffeine, Wine, Repeat - Our tumblers are tough enough for chaotic mornings and chilled enough for wine o’clock. Dishwasher-safe, meltdown-proof.

🙃 Slightly Unhinged? Perfect. - Every design is a shoutout to the moms who parent with love, sarcasm, and a side of “WTF is happening.”

💁‍♀️ Zero Shame, All Sass - Messy hair, swear words, and a don't-care stare? You're in the right place.

🛍️ Not Your Big Box Basic- Limited runs, small-batch sass. Because mass-produced moms don’t exist — and neither should your wardrobe.

👩‍👧‍👦 Mom-Made, Chaos-Tested - Created by a real-life mom in the trenches (with 5 kids and zero patience for BS). You’re not alone — and you deserve to laugh through the madness.

Loud. Messy. Unapologetically Mom AF!

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